Why bedtime will never be the same

Goodnight Keith Moon is the latest in a very strange fad: children's bedtime books for adults
by: Viv Groskop

An illustration from Goodnight Keith Moon Photograph: PR company handout

The nightly climb up the stairs to Bedfordshire is supposed to be a time of parent-child bonding and sleepy tranquillity. The little darlings dress themselves obediently in their pyjamas and clutch their hot water bottles dreamily to their chests murmuring: "I love you, Mummy and Daddy."

In reality they want "just one more" repeat of Come Dine With Me. When they have already watched three. And, despite it already being several hours past the time they are supposed to be asleep, they now want you to read to them. You intone the words of Peepo, The Gruffalo or The Smartest Giant in Town as if you were a mass murderer.

Now comes the backlash – in the form of children's bedtime books designed for adults. Goodnight Keith Moon by Bruce Worden and Clare Cross published in the UK this week, is already a cult hit in the US. "Morbidly funny," according to the New Yorker, it's a spoof of the children's classic Goodnight Moon, told through the eyes of the Who's late drummer. A trashed hotel room replaces the sleepy child's bedroom. Instead of the bowl of mush featured in the original, there are pills everywhere: "And some whiskey and fish and some more in a dish, And the ghost of Cass Elliott whispering shhh."

It's already a trend with Go the Fuck to Sleep by Adam Mansbach and Ricardo Cortes (Canongate, £9.99), also just published here, on its third print run in the US. "I'll read you one last book if you swear, You'll go the fuck to sleep."

Samuel L Jackson who reads the audiobook version says : "Everybody tells you that reading stories will put kids to sleep. It doesn't work. I did say 'Go the fuck to sleep,' to her a lot. My daughter would say, 'Go the fuck to sleep, Daddy?' And I would say: 'Yeah, go the fuck to sleep.'"

We can expect more of this stuff. There's already Porn For New Moms: photographs of beefcake guys feeding babies in the style of a children's picture book. And there's the "Baby Be Useful" series: Baby Mix Me a Drink, Baby Fix My Car, Baby Do My Banking. My favourite? All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen: "If you're a dinosaur, all your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all your friends have scurvy." Genius.

from: Guardian