Let's face it, some librarians can be tough, especially if you are late returning your books. So, Vong Sundara, a Post employee who headlining tonight's "Laughter for Literacy" comedy show in Toronto has compiled a few jokes to warm up your local maven of borrowed books. If you happen to find yourself attracted to the power of the librarian, check out these pick-up lines:
"Come closer, baby, I just want to see if we are on the same page."
"Let's play search engine: enter your terms and see if you get positive results."
"Do you have any overdue books, because you have fine written all over you?"
"Care to slip between the covers with me?"
"Can I get a library card, so I can check you out?"
• Laughter for Literacy is presented by Tom’s Place, hosted by National Post & Comedy Cares takes place tonight at Palmerston Library Theatre, 560 Palmerston Ave, Toronto at 6pm.
From: National Post
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